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Chapter 22:
Evolutionary Science Fiction
Fabulous Fairy-tales which only Small Children can
Believe
This chapter is based on pp. 953-959 (Scientists
Speak) of Other Evidence (Volume Three of our three-volume Evolution
Disproved Series). You will find many other statements on our
website: evolution-facts.org.
Here are quaint little stories that
only tiny tots should find of interest. But, surprisingly, evolutionist
theorists love them too.
1 - FAIRY TALES FOR BIG PEOPLE
"Rudyard Kipling, in addition to
his journalism, adventure stories, and chronicling of the British
Raj in India, is remembered for a series of charming children’s
tales about the origins of animals. The Just-So Stories
(1902) are fanciful explanations of how . . the camel got his hump
(rolling around in lumpy sand dunes). Modeled on the folktales of
tribal peoples, they express humor, morality, or are whimsy in
‘explaining’ how various animals gained their special
characteristics.
" ‘Not long ago,’ writes science
historian Michael Ghiselin, ‘biological literature was full of
‘Just-So’ stories and pseudo-explanations about structures that had
developed ‘for the good of the species.’ Armchair biologists would
construct logical, plausible explanations of why a structure
benefited a species or how it had been of value in earlier
stages."—*R. Milner, Encyclopedia of Evolution (1990), p. 245.
Times have not changed; in fact, things are getting
worse. As many scientists are well-aware, *Darwin’s book was full of
Just-So explanations; and modern theorists continue in the tradition of
ignoring facts and laws as they search for still more implausible
theories about where stars, planets, and living organisms came from.
When they are written for little people, they are
called fairy stories; but, when prepared for big people, they are called
"the frontiers of evolutionary science."
Gather around. In this section, we will read
together from stories put together by Uncle Charlie and Friends.
For purposes of comparison, the first and third stories will be by
Uncle Charlie, and the second will be one written by a well-known
fiction writer for very small children. See if you can tell the
difference:
2 - WHERE THE WHALE CAME FROM
*Charles Darwin, always ready to
come up with a theory about everything, explains how the "monstrous
whale" originated:
"In North America the black bear
was seen by Hearne swimming for hours with widely open mouth, thus
catching, like a whale, insects in the water. Even in so extreme a
case as this, if the supply of insects were constant, and if better
adapted competitors did not already exist in the country, I can see
no difficulty in a race of bears being rendered, by natural
selection, more and more aquatic in their structure and habits, with
larger and larger mouths, till a creature was produced as monstrous
as a whale."—*Charles Darwin, The Origin of Species (1859 and
1984 editions), p. 184.
3 - HOW THE ELEPHANT GOT ITS LONG NOSE
We have slipped one story in here that
was written for children, not for adults. But, really now, there isn’t
much difference.
Once a baby elephant was not staying
close to his mama as he was supposed to. Wandering away, he saw the
bright, shiny river and stepped closer to investigate. There was a bump
sticking out of the water; and, wondering what it was, he leaned forward
to get a closer look. Suddenly that bump—with all that was attached to
it—jumped up and grabbed the nose of the poor little elephant. Kipling
continues the story:
" ‘Then the elephant’s child sat
back on his little haunches and pulled, and pulled, and pulled, and
his nose began to stretch. And the crocodile floundered toward the
bank, making the water all creamy with great sweeps of his tail, and
he pulled, and pulled, and pulled.’ "—Rudyard Kipling, children’s
story, quoted in Wayne Frair and Percival Davis, Case for Creation
(1983), p. 130.
And that is how the elephant got its
long nose.
Three Fairy Tales
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4 - HOW THE GIRAFFE GOT ITS LONG NECK
The giraffe used to look just like
other grazing animals in Africa. But while the other animals were
content to eat the grasses growing in the field and the leaves on the
lower branches, the giraffe felt that the "survival of his fittest"
depended on reaching up and plucking leaves from still higher branches.
This went on for a time, as he and his brothers and sisters kept
reaching ever higher. Only those that reached the highest branches of
leaves survived.
All the other giraffes in the
meadow died from starvation. So only the longest-necked giraffes had
enough food to eat while all their brother and sister giraffes died from
lack of food (all because they were too proud to bend down and eat the
lush vegetation that all the other short-necked animals were eating).
Sad story; don’t you think? But that is the story of how the giraffe
grew its long neck.
Picture the tragic tale: Dead giraffes
lying about in the grass while the short-necked grazers, such as the
antelope and gazelle, walked by them, having plenty to eat. So there is
a lesson for us: Do not be too proud to bend your neck down and eat. Oh,
you say, but their necks were by that time too long to bend down to eat
grass! Not so; every giraffe has to bend its neck down to get water to
drink. *Darwin’s giraffes died of starvation, not thirst.
So that is how the giraffe acquired
its long neck, according to the pioneer thinkers of a century ago, the
men who gave us our basic evolutionary theories.
Oh, you don’t believe me? Read on.
"We know that this animal, the
tallest of mammals, dwells in the interior of Africa, in places
where the soil, almost always arid and without herbage [not true],
obliges it to browse on trees and to strain itself continuously to
reach them. This habit sustained for long, has had the result in all
members of its race that the forelegs have grown longer than the
hind legs and that its neck has become so stretched, that the
giraffe, without standing on its hind legs, lifts its head to a
height of six meters."—*Jean-Baptist de Monet (1744-1829), quoted
in Asimov’s Book of Science and Nature Quotations, p. 87.
"So under nature with the nascent
giraffe, the individuals which were the highest browsers, and were
able during dearths to reach even an inch or two above the others,
will often have been preserved . . By this process long-continued .
. combined no doubt in a most important manner with the inherited
effects of increased use of parts, it seems to me almost certain
that any ordinary hoofed quadruped might be converted into a
giraffe."—*Charles Darwin, Origin of the Species (1859), p. 202.
Gather around and listen; we’re not
finished with giraffes yet. There is even more to the story: "Once long
ago, the giraffe kept reaching up into the higher branches to obtain
enough food to keep it from perishing. But, because only those
giraffes with the longest necks were fittest, only the males
survived—because none of the females were as tall! That is why there are
no female giraffes in Africa today." End of tale. You don’t believe
it? Well, you need to attend a university.
"This issue [of how the giraffe
got its long neck] came up on one occasion in a pre-med class in the
University of Toronto. The lecturer did not lack enthusiasm for his
subject and I’m sure the students were duly impressed with this
illustration of how the giraffe got its long neck and of the power
of natural selection.
"But I asked the lecturer if there
was any difference in height between the males and the females. He
paused for a minute as the possible significance of the question
seemed to sink in. After a while he said, ‘I don’t know. I shall
look into it.’ Then he explained to the class that if the difference
[in male and female giraffe neck lengths] was substantial, it could
put a crimp in the illustration unless the males were uncommonly
gentlemanly and stood back to allow the females ‘to survive as
well.’
"He never did come back with an
answer to my question; but in due course I found it for myself.
According to Jones the female giraffe is 24 inches shorter than the
male. The observation is confirmed by Cannon. Interestingly, the
Reader’s Digest publication, The Living World of Animals,
extends the potential difference to 3 feet!
"Yet Life magazine, a while
ago, presented the giraffe story as a most convincing example of
natural selection at work."—Arthur C. Custance, "Equal Rights
Amendment for Giraffes?" in Creation Research Society Quarterly,
March 1980, p. 230 [references cited: *F. Wood Jones, Trends of Life
(1953), p. 93; *H. Graham Cannon, Evolution of Living Things (1958),
p. 139; *Reader’s Digest World of Animals (1970), p. 102].
Sunderland compares the tall tale
with scientific information:
"It is speculated by
neo-Darwinists that some ancestor of the giraffe gradually got
longer and longer bones in the neck and legs over millions of years.
If this were true, one might predict that there would either be
fossils showing some of the intermediate forms or perhaps some
living forms today with medium-sized necks. Absolutely no such
intermediates have been found either among the fossils or living
even-toed ungulates that would connect the giraffe with any other
creature.
"Evolutionists cannot explain why
the giraffe is the only four-legged creature with a really long neck
and yet everything else in the world [without that long neck]
survived. Many short-necked animals of course existed side-by-side
in the same locale as the giraffe. Darwin even mentioned this
possible criticism in The Origin, but tried to explain it
away and ignore it.
"Furthermore it is not possible
for evolutionists to make up a plausible scenario for the
origination of either the giraffe’s long neck or its complicated
blood pressure regulating system. This amazing feature generates
extremely high pressure to pump the blood up to the 20-foot-high
brain and then quickly reduces the pressure to prevent brain damage
when the animal bends down to take a drink. After over a century of
the most intensive exploration for fossils, the world’s museums
cannot display a single intermediate form that would connect the
giraffe with any other creature."—Luther D. Sunderland, Darwin’s
Enigma (1988), pp. 83-84.
5 - HOW THE CATFISH LEARNED TO WALK
There is a fish or two known to walk
on land, for a short distance, and then jump back into the water. But
there are none that stay there and change into reptiles! Luther
Sunderland interviewed several of the leading fossil experts. Each
paleontologist was asked about that great evolutionary "fish story":
the first fish that began walking on land—which then became the grandpa
of all the land animals! Although this is a basic teaching of
evolutionary theory, none of the interviewed experts knew of any fossil
evidence proving that any fish had ever grown legs and feet and begun
walking on land!
Here is a more recent fish story
that recalls to mind that highly honored one found in evolution books:
"The Kingston Whig-Standard
for 7 October 1976, on page 24, had a brief account, from Jonesboro,
Tennessee, of the U.S. National Storytelling Festival held there.
One particular tall story was as follows:
" ‘The storyteller, as a boy,
while fishing one day caught a catfish, but he threw it back. The
following day he caught it again. This time he kept it out of the
water for a little longer, and then threw it back. And so it
continued all summer; the fish staying out of the water for longer
and longer periods, until it became accustomed to living on land.
" ‘At the end of the summer, as
the boy was walking to school, the fish jumped out of the water and
began following him like a dog. All went well until they started
across an old bridge with a plank missing. Then the catfish, alas,
fell through the hole in the bridge into the water below, and
drowned.’ "—Harold L. Armstrong, news note, Creation Research
Society Quarterly, March 1977, p. 230.
6 - A LIVING CREATURE EMERGES FROM DUST
We have another story for little
children. Gather around and listen closely, for only the gullible could
find it believable:
"Long ago and far away, there was
a pile of sand by the seashore. It looked just like regular sand,
and so it was! Water was lapping at the shore. It looked just like
regular water, and so it was! Then a storm arose and lightning
flashed. Nothing ran for cover, for nothing was alive. Then the bolt
of lightning hit the water—and a living creature came into
existence! It swam around for a time, had children, and thousands of
years later, its descendants gradually figured out how to invent
organs necessary for survival and they eventually learned how to
reproduce their own, and bear young. And that’s how we began."
That story would only work for
children below the age of six. Above that, they would reply, "Come on,
now, you’re just fibbing!" A competent geneticist would die laughing.
Here is another story of life
arising out of the soil, where no life had been before. This tale was
originally told, not to modern folk but, to ancient ones. It is a pagan
myth:
"Phoenix was a fabulous,
eagle-like bird which existed in the folklore of ancient Egypt. It
is said that no more than one of these great birds ever lived at any
one time. The solitary nature of Phoenix naturally presented a
problem from the standpoint of procreation. Reproduction, however,
was solved in a rather unique way. At the end of its life span of no
less than 500 years, the bird would construct a nest of combustible
materials and spices, set the nest on fire, and be consumed in the
flames.
"Then, lo and behold, from the
inert ashes would spring a new Phoenix!
"In the history of mythology, the
story of Phoenix is one of the few instances, if not the only one,
in which something complex is constructed from lifeless matter,
completely unaided."—Lester J. McCann, Blowing the Whistle on
Darwinism (1988), p. 101.
Concern not yourself with the foolish prattle of
Creationists about scientific facts—such as DNA and amino acid
codes, concentrated chemical compounds, food requirements, complex
reproduction systems, cell contents, bone construction, hormones,
gastrointestinal tract, brain, heart, nerves, circulatory system,
lymphatics, and all the rest.
Instead, be content with the marvelous tale:
"Lightning hit some seawater and changed it into a living organism,
complete with DNA coding, and then that organism had enough brains to
continually redo its DNA coding so it could gradually change into
transitional forms and make itself into ever-new species."
Ignore the fact that it has never happened today, and
no evidence is available that it has ever occurred in the past.
Evolutionists say you should believe it, and you should bow to their
superior intelligence. Do not question; do not think.
7 - HOW THE FISH GOT ITS SHAPE
We could cite a remarkable number of
other examples from evolutionary literature, but a couple should
suffice. First, here is how the fish got its shape:
"The fish has assumed its present
shape through many millions of years of natural selection. That is,
the individuals of each species best suited for their particular
environment had a better chance to survive long enough to reproduce
and pass on their genetic material to their offspring, who then did
the same. Those less suited either moved to more suitable
environments or died before reproducing and passing their genes to
offspring."—*Ocean World of Jacques Cousteau: Vol 5, The Art of
Motion, p. 22.
In the above book, a wide variety of fish shapes are
described. But the reader is told that each fish shape was, in
effect, the result of Lamarckian inheritance. Each fish subtly changed
its DNA code, passed these changes on to its offspring; and, by
environmental effects, one species changed itself into another. That is
Lamarckian evolution. The book tells of fast fish and slow fish, all
doing well in the water. But the claim is essentially made that the
fast fish made themselves fast or they would have perished,—and the slow
fish made themselves slow or they would have perished also! Each
fish made the changes, with genetic alterations passed on to its
immediate children.
We know that gene shuffling can produce some changes
within species, but none across species, and not the kind of radical
changes suggested here. This fish story is akin to the giraffe’s long
neck. Just as a giraffe cannot grow a longer neck, so a fish cannot
change its shape.
8 - STILL MORE ON DARWIN’S WHALE
Are you still wondering about that
whale of a story that *Darwin told? Charlie later may have
waffled a little over it; but, to close friends, he remained
staunchly in defense of the principle of the thing: It was obvious to
him that a bear had changed into a whale!
"Extremes of adaptation—such as
the whale provoke wonder about how such a creature could have
evolved. Sometimes larger than a herd of elephants, this intelligent
mammal loads on tons of tiny plants and animals (plankton) it
extracts from seawater. Since it is air breathing, warm-blooded and
milk giving, it must have developed from land animals in ancient
times, then gone back to the sea. But 150 years ago, who could
imagine how such a transformation could come about?
"Charles Darwin could. He had
noticed in a traveler’s account that an American black bear was seen
‘swimming for hours with widely open mouth, thus catching, like a
whale, insects in the water.’ If this new food-getting habit became
well-established, Darwin said in the Origin of Species (first
edition, 1859) . . [Darwin’s statement quoted].
" ‘Preposterous!’ snorted
zoologists. Such an example, they thought, sounded so wild and
far-fetched it would brand Darwin as a teller of tall tales.
Professor Richard Owen of the British Museum prevailed on Darwin to
leave out the ‘whale-bear story,’ or at least tone it down. Darwin
cut it from later editions, but privately regretted giving in to his
critics, as he saw ‘no special difficulty in a bear’s mouth being
enlarged to any degree useful to its changing habits.’ Years later
he still thought the example ‘quite reasonable.’ "—*R. Milner,
Encyclopedia of Evolution (1990), p. 463.
There is a lot more to changing a bear into a
whale—than just enlarging its mouth! The fact is that Darwin was
right in giving that illustration, for it exactly fitted his theory. The
problem was that the theory may sound good; but, when we give
concrete examples of how the theory would have had to occur, reasoning
men recognize it to be a fantastic absurdity.
9 - CHANGING A MAMMAL INTO A WHALE
Adapting *Darwin’s theory that a land
animal, the bear, changed itself into a whale, evolutionists went ahead
and expanded it into an even more complex fish story. With serious
faces, they declare that after that first fish got out of water, it
began walking and then changed itself into a land animal; still later
another land animal stepped back into the water and became a whale!
"The cetaceans, which include the
whales, dolphins, and porpoises, have become adapted to a totally
aquatic life since their ancestors returned to the sea nearly 70
million years ago. There is little evidence of cetaceous ancestors,
but most people consider them to have been omnivorous animals
possibly like some hoofed animals today.
"The most important changes were
those having to do with the way the animals moved and breathed. They
reassumed the fusiform [torpedo-like] shape of early fish. The bones
in their necks became shorter until there was no longer any
narrowing between head and body [their necks disappeared]. With
water to support their weight they became rounded or cylindrical in
body shape, reducing the drag irregularities. Front limbs adapted by
becoming broad, flat, paddle-like organs . . The tails developed
into flukes [horizontal tail fins] . .
"Another change the cetaceans
underwent in adapting to their reentry to the sea was the position
of their nostrils. From a position on the upper jaw as far forward
as possible, the nostrils moved upward and backward until they are
today located atop the head, sometimes as a single opening,
sometimes as a double opening. And these returned-to-sea mammals
became voluntary breathers, breathing only upon conscious
effort—unlike man and other mammals who are involuntary breathers.
The development or return of a dorsal fin for lateral stability was
another change that took place in some of the cetaceans upon their
return to the sea."—Ocean World of Jacques Cousteau, Vol. 5, pp.
26-27 [bold ours].
This story is even more stretched
than Kipling’s story about the crocodile stretching the elephant’s nose!
A mammal walked into the ocean and, instead of drowning,—continued to
live for the rest of its life as it swam around in the ocean!
THAT is really a fish story!
Gradually it and its offspring made changes so that they could get about
easier in the ocean. But how did they survive until those changes were
made?
"Particularly difficult to accept
as chance processes are those prolonged changes which lead to a new
lifestyle, such as the evolution of birds from reptiles or—perhaps
odder—the return of mammals to a life in the sea, as in the case of
dolphins and whales."—*G.R. Taylor, Great Evolution Mystery
(1983), p. 160.
Even *Gould classifies them
as children’s stories:
"What good is half a jaw or half a
wing? . . These tales, in the ‘Just-So Stories’ tradition of
evolutionary natural history, do not prove anything . . concepts
salvaged only by facile speculation do not appeal much to me."—*Stephen
Jay Gould, "The Return of the Hopeful Monsters," Natural History,
June/July, 1977.
10 - IT WAS A HOOFED ANIMAL THAT TURNED INTO A WHALE
But there is still more: *Milner
explains that it was not a bear that went swimming one day and turned
into a whale,—it was a cow, deer, or sheep! "No problem," someone
will reply, "It didn’t happen all at once; evolutionary change never
does. It took thousands of years for the cow to change into a whale."
So that cow was swimming around out in
the ocean all that time, till the change came?
*Milner will now explain why it was a
cow, deer, or sheep—and not a bear—that went swimming that day:
"Transitional forms have been
scarce, but a few suggestive fossils were recently discovered in
India of a four-legged mammal whose skull and teeth resemble whales.
[No creature on land has teeth like the whales which Darwin was
referring to—the baleen whale which keeps its mouth open and strains
in tiny creatures through immense bristles.] And, during the 1980s,
serum protein tests were made on whales’ blood, to compare it with
the biochemistry of other living animal groups. The results
linked them not to bears or carnivores, but to hoofed animals
(ungulates). Forerunners of whales were closely related to the
ancestors of cattle, deer and sheep!
"Such a conclusion fits with the
general behavior of the great baleen whales, who move in pods or
herds and strain the sea for plankton; they are, like antelopes or
cattle, social grazers."—Milner, pp. 463 [bold ours].
Can a cow live on a diet of fish? How
could it catch them? According to the story, after it changed into the
shape of a fish, it had no way to breathe since it could only breath
atmospheric air and its nose was in the front of its head with the
outlet downward (such as all land mammals have). EITHER that cow made
a dramatic single generation changeover or ALL its descendants
suffocated to death, for thousands of years, UNTIL they gradually moved
that nose to the top of their heads and became voluntary breathers.
(Perhaps the cow learned to swim upside down, so it could keep its nose
out of water.)
Differences between whales and hoofed
animals could be discussed at some length. (For example, the baby whale
has the milk pumped into its mouth; otherwise water pressure would keep
it from obtaining enough to survive. If it did not have totally
voluntary breathing, it would have drowned as soon as it was born.) In
hundreds of thousands of ways, the whale is totally different from a
cow, deer, or sheep; yet we are told that some such hoofed animal
walked into the sea and, over a period of millions of years, changed
into a whale. Now, that IS a tall story. It is but another in a
series of myths for gullible people willing to believe whatever
evolutionists tell them.
The Just-So Stories are still
being told.
Of course, there is a way to settle this matter once
and for all: Drop a cow into the ocean and see what happens to him.
Ridiculing the possibility that it
could have any application to the Theory, a confirmed evolutionist
quotes a statement by the Opposition:
"As one creationist pamphlet put
it, ‘A frog turning instantaneously into a prince is called a fairy
tale, but if you add a few million years, it’s called evolutionary
science.’ "—*Milner, Encyclopedia of Evolution, p. 399.
11 - MILLIONS OF YEARS FOR THE COW TO CHANGE INTO A
WHALE
I am still worried about that cow.
She had to stay out in that water, swimming, and chomping on orchard
grass that might, by chance, float by while her calf nursed underwater;
and she and her descendants had to continue on like that for
A MILLION YEARS before that cow
could change into whale!
"It takes a
MILLION YEARS to evolve a new species,
ten million for a new genus, one hundred million for a class, a
billion for a phylum and that’s usually as far as your imagination
goes.
"In a billion years [from now], it
seems, intelligent life might be as different from humans as humans
are from insects . . To change from a human being to a cloud may
seem a big order, but it’s the kind of change you’d expect over
billions of years."—*Freemen Dyson, 1988 statement, quoted in
Asimov’s Book of Science and Nature Quotations, p. 93 [American
mathematician; caps ours].
Another evolutionist agrees:
millions of years before the cow would change into a whale.
"The change in gene frequencies of
populations over the generations in time produces new species.
Darwin called it [the change of one species to another] ‘descent
with modification’: a slow process, usually operating over
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS,
and even MILLIONS,
of years."—*R. Milner, Encyclopedia of Evolution (1990), p. 157
[caps ours].
Oh, you’re worried about the calf? Needn’t fear. It
was holding its nose shut with its hoof while it nursed. Calves have to
be persistent, you know, or they don’t live very long.
*Louis Bounoure, former director of the Strasbourg
Zoological Museum and later director of research at the French National
Center for Scientific Research, summarized the situation in 1984:
"Evolutionism is a fairy tale for grown-ups. This
theory has helped nothing in the progression of science. It is
useless."—*Louis Bounoure, Le Monde et la Vie (October 1983); quoted
in The Advocate, March 8, 1984.
James Perloff concluded a survey of evolutionary
theory with these words:
" ‘The princess kissed the frog, and he turned into a
handsome prince.’ We call that a fairy tale. Evolution says frogs turn
into princes, and we call that science."—James Perloff, Tornado in a
Junkyard (1999), p. 274.

CHAPTER 22 - STUDY AND REVIEW QUESTIONS
EVOLUTIONARY SCIENCE FICTION
GRADES 5 TO 12 ON A GRADUATED SCALE
It is highly significant that much of what we have
discovered, all through this book, is humorous. The claims of evolution
are, frankly, funny. Select one of the "fairy tales" and evaluate it
scientifically. Compare it with an evolutionary claim and show why it
could not possibly be true.
EVOLUTION COULD NOT DO THIS
The U.S. military wishes it had a cheaper stealth
bomber (presently the most expensive plane in the world). But the tiger
moth has a radar jamming device which switches on as soon as a bat heads
toward his way—keeping the bat from locating him! The Department of
Defense needs to ask the little fellow how he does it. The tiger moth
never paid a dollar for his equipment. It was given to him.
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The Miracle of Creation -
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Take Me to Your Leader -
Amazing Facts -
Darwin's Missing Links
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Evolution: Fact or Fable [pdf file]
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